Benedict Cumberbatch is stopped yet again from illegally downloading movies, God bless
Cats With Flower Crowns!
if cicadas can sleep for 17 years and then wake up only to scream and fuck so can i
me as a parent.
fun prank: replace your kid’s weed with opposite weed so when they smoke it it makes them go to business school and get a degree in lawyer
Ah yes a degree in lawyer.
Acceptable reasons to get a tattoo!!!!
- in memory of a deceased loved one
- because you happened to pass by a tattoo shop
- because it is your favorite quote
- because it’s from your favorite TV show
- to show dedication to your romantic partner
- because you liked the design
- because it has a deep meaning to you
- because you were young and stupid
- because you fucking wanted to.
The pinnacle of the human race